CIA, FBI Warn Panel of Top Threats to U.S. AP - 40 minutes ago Al-Qaida and associated groups top the list of threats to the United States, leading government intelligence officials told Congress on Wednesday in a grim assessment that also highlighted Iran's emergence as a major threat to American i...

Consumer Labels In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. On ...

Growing up in the 80's Dear Kids of America: When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their ...

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Careful.. Some of these can be veeeery addicting..

These folks have had eight years to get something done in Washington, D.C. on the uninsured. They have not done it... And my case to the American people is, if you're happy with inactivity, stay with the horse. The horse is up there now. -- Dubya tries in vain to come up with an understandable analo...

Largest Countries Russia 17,075,400 sq km Canada 9,330,970 sq km China 9,326,410 sq km United States 9,166,600 sq km Brazil 8,456,510 sq km Australia 7,617,930 sq km India 2,973,190 sq km Argentina 2,736,690 sq km Kazakhstan 2,717,300 sq km Sudan 2,376,000 sq km Smallest Countries Vatican City 0.44 ...

a little more specific pls dude

sounds kinda like kermit the frog a bit ya think?

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Hey CO, Did you know: 586,400 Square Miles We are 2 times the size of Texas We have 29 volcanoes 33,000 miles of coastline! 1,400 miles North to South 2,700 miles East to West Over 1/2 the world's Glaciers 55 miles east of Russia We are the only state to have coastlines on three different seas. Arct...

1,103, but i just deleted about 200 to clear up space on my HDD
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Try this on for a laugh:
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Ha hah ha lol

It's really wierd. Ive had that happen to me on 2 seperate occasions. Both with parakeets though.

BROAD STREET ANARCHY -05 24 LONG YEARS THE BIRDS ARE GONNA RIP NEW ENGLAND A NEW ARSEHOLE!!!

GO EAGLES!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW Captain, i just noticed your new avatar. Very veryfunny. tee hee

i'd prefer the golden shower.

85 or 90 grams for my overseas friends

this icon should say it all if this icon weighed 3 ounces. and was green

i get this way with a bit of THC in me

This is really a gift for my lazy ass typing fingers


-DOS

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