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by smantie
Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:42 pm
Forum: Challenge Noob
Topic: SPECIAL_KARE CHALLENGES CRAIGMAN
Replies: 1
Views: 4985

SPECIAL_KARE CHALLENGES CRAIGMAN

COME ON CRAIGMAN STOP BEING A PUSSY AND PLAY.
by smantie
Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:35 pm
Forum: Spam
Topic: Hi guyz
Replies: 8
Views: 9052

Re: Hi guyz

Yes, Captain_Obvious doesn't even know how to shakes the hands.
by smantie
Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:21 am
Forum: Spam
Topic: Hi guyz
Replies: 8
Views: 9052

Re: Hi guyz

*shaking hands even so well that the entire Mexico the land is jealous*
by smantie
Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:39 pm
Forum: Starcraft
Topic: {qoou} Roll Call
Replies: 3
Views: 9048

{qoou} Roll Call

{qoou} StarCraft II division has recently acquired several new members who are both fun and highly skilled. Due to the latter aspect, they probably don't belong in {qoou} but since StarCraft II is a game that CO is actually good at, we decided to make some exceptions. To all new members signing up t...
by smantie
Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:04 pm
Forum: Spam
Topic: Hi guyz
Replies: 8
Views: 9052

Re: Hi guyz

Yes hello D4RR3N friend the new protégé of the Unreal Tournament Assaults friend. Soon you will be even better than special_Kare.
by smantie
Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:27 pm
Forum: News
Topic: THE RETURN - 9/27
Replies: 5
Views: 7316

Re: THE RETURN - 9/27

LeK! Hope to see you this weekend. html, squirrel, d3mi, dede, lenneth, kingkilla, woodah, killastone, pimpdaddy, ~viper~ and a bunch more are already back :D
by smantie
Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:23 pm
Forum: News
Topic: THE RETURN - 9/27
Replies: 5
Views: 7316

THE RETURN - 9/27

Assault returns in triumph this September 27th and 28th on the #uscpug IRC channel and {qoou} server sponsored by CouponIt.com. When you need discount used dildos, think CouponIt! How to join: IRC server: bacon.utassault.net Channel: #uscpug Web IRC: http://utassault.net/cgiirc KpayE1gaTQY Need to r...
by smantie
Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:55 pm
Forum: Starcraft
Topic: {qoou} clan
Replies: 2
Views: 4824

Re: {qoou} clan

huh you're super gay and weird and a loser.
by smantie
Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:05 pm
Forum: News
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL_KARE
Replies: 1
Views: 4514

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL_KARE

:mrgreen: Happy birthday SK, hope you have a terrific birthday :wave: :fu:
by smantie
Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:04 pm
Forum: Starcraft
Topic: {qoou} clan
Replies: 2
Views: 4824

{qoou} clan

CO has left and killed (murdered) the official {qoou} sc2 clan. I think he should be hung by his testicles and then beaten with a rubber hose until he bleeds.


This means now I'm in charge of {qoou} which makes me basically the king of the Internet.
by smantie
Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:28 pm
Forum: Screenshots & Videos
Topic: My favorite 2010 screenshot
Replies: 5
Views: 18448

Re: My favorite 2010 screenshot

I miss this!
by smantie
Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:53 am
Forum: News
Topic: The Revival
Replies: 2
Views: 6026

The Revival

We're back, in clothes sometimes black! {qoou}special_Kare, {qoou}Captain_Obvious, {qoou}dede, {qoou}Killastone, {qoou}html, {qoou}smant, d3migod, abc` and more! {qoou} Assault server is up and running at unreal://68.232.169.100:7777 TeamSpeak 3 server running at 64.237.62.226:9212 :chased: http://i...
by smantie
Sun May 26, 2013 12:38 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!
Replies: 0
Views: 8557

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!

by smantie
Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:46 pm
Forum: News
Topic: MONDAY FUNDAY!
Replies: 2
Views: 7217

MONDAY FUNDAY!

Some of us have returned to where it all began! :mrgreen: :brow: PHatHome666, special_Kare, CaptainObvious, myself and others enjoyed an evening of festivities and shooting CO in the back! If anyone would like to join us, you can get a link to download UT (with all the patches and fixes + updated D3...
by smantie
Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:41 pm
Forum: Vote New Members In
Topic: {qoou}html
Replies: 7
Views: 5655

Re: {qoou}html

I'm glad to see you're too stingy to spend $20 on a game so we could invite you.
by smantie
Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:26 pm
Forum: Vote New Members In
Topic: {qoou}html
Replies: 7
Views: 5655

Re: {qoou}html

Do we actually care? I think he's not opposed to it!
Add.

*Cue cheers of "Hooray! Not opposed to it!"*
by smantie
Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:39 am
Forum: Vote New Members In
Topic: {qoou}html
Replies: 7
Views: 5655

Re: {qoou}html

html hosted a survivor assault tournament for his birthday today. It was my first time playing UT in forever. Thoroughly enjoyed it, and I want to go back to UT after that and having a conversation with CO. Ultimately qoou is and has been about a group of players who enjoy playing games together. CO...
by smantie
Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:00 pm
Forum: Starcraft
Topic: $10 Off Heart Of The Swarm
Replies: 2
Views: 6105

Re: $10 Off Heart Of The Swarm

Sweet!

Except the collector's edition sucks.
by smantie
Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:54 am
Forum: Starcraft
Topic: HEART OF THE SWARM!
Replies: 6
Views: 7462

Re: HEART OF THE SWARM!

^ With the exception of sc2.

I'm refusing to buy a PS4 ever because of the fact that PlayStation/Actiblizz ruined Diablo III and therefore my life.
by smantie
Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:49 am
Forum: Vote New Members In
Topic: {qoou}html
Replies: 7
Views: 5655

Re: {qoou}html

To add background to this: CO added html to a sc2 clan entitled '{qoou}', bypassing the authority of the almighty Votes Forum and generally being an authoritarian prick. Since html will never be as good as me at sc2 or UT and he told me earlier tonight that he is in a gay relationship with me, I'm v...
by smantie
Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:31 am
Forum: News
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHATHOME666
Replies: 5
Views: 10797

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHATHOME666

No that's actually true.
by smantie
Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:29 pm
Forum: Starcraft
Topic: HEART OF THE SWARM!
Replies: 6
Views: 7462

Re: HEART OF THE SWARM!

No, let's hit Master in 2v2
by smantie
Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:22 pm
Forum: News
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHATHOME666
Replies: 5
Views: 10797

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHATHOME666

He moved to Copperopolis to work at McDonalds and live with his fat girlfriend
by smantie
Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:21 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Diablo 3 Open Beta going on now!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 6489

Re: Diablo 3 Open Beta going on now!!!

Most disappointing shitpile of a game ever.
by smantie
Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: STARCRAFT TWO
Replies: 7
Views: 9855

Re: STARCRAFT TWO

YES FRIEND, LET'S AFTER WE HIT MASTERS 2v2v22v2v2v2v2