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[dede]

Smart Ass Answer #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she
said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

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Smart Ass Answer #4:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock
boy,"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
they're dead."

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Smart Ass Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the
cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When
the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.

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Smart Ass Answer #2:

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out
of gas."

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#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005.......................

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no
other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and
sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
hand.

[PHatHome666]

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[pinkbandit]

Haha nice 1 dede

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