things to ponder

dede · Post by **dede** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:22 pm

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

PHatHome666 · Post by **PHatHome666** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:59 pm

What do you call iced tea that is warm?

Why am I writing this reply?

If a quiz is a quizzical. What is a test?

Where is the ANY key?

What is all you need to know?

If a tree falls and no one hears it, who cares?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it could chuck wood?

What do you call smilies that don't smile?

Does a catfish meow?

If you hit the Tab key, do you get a tab?

Would you drink water at 40 degrees?

Can the arrow keys point you in the right direction?

When is enough, enough?

If you could fill in a blank what would you fill in?

How obvious of a sentance does it have to be to deserve the comment "Thanks captain obvious?"

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:17 pm

What is a horseshoe?

What does a horseshoe do?

Are there any horse socks?

Is anybody listening to me?

PHatHome666 · Post by **PHatHome666** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:24 pm

1. A shoe for a horse.
2. Protects a horse's feet
3. Possibly...
4. No... *crap I am

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Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:11 am

PHatHome666 wrote:1. A shoe for a horse.
2. Protects a horse's feet
3. Possibly...
4. No... *crap I am *

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:11 am

Captain_Obvious wrote:
PHatHome666 wrote:1. A shoe for a horse.
2. Protects a horse's feet
3. Possibly...
4. No... *crap I am *
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I have a cat who's nick is poopy...does that mean i should just call her shitty?

BTW...I think you guys just think too much!! Save your energy

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:04 am

I have a cat who's nick is Poop.

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:45 pm

haha funny

\/.oDK@ · Post by **\/.oDK@** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:07 am

why are we all here