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Happy tax season!

Post by dede » Mon May 01, 2006 10:06 am

> A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined Revenue
> Canada, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders: maybe
> even a Canadian version of the Enron or World-Com guys.
>
> Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when
> his assignment was to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes
> were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he
> thought he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the
> Rabbi.
>
> "Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
>
> "Yes," answered the Rabbi.
>
> "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings? "he asked.
>
> "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when
> we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now
> and then, they send us a free box of candles."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in
> his obnoxious way...
>
> "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
> crumbs from the matzo?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the
> crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box
> back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of
> matzo balls."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
> "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
> the circumcisions?"
>
> "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
> save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send
> them to Revenue Canada in Ottawa."
>
> "Revenue Canada?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
> "Ahh, yes,"replied the Rabbi, "Revenue Canada... and about once a
> year, they send us a little prick like you."
day or not I'll be there:)

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