Man's relationship with the barbeque

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Man's relationship with the barbeque

Post by dede » Mon May 01, 2006 10:09 am

Barbecue Season Is Coming!

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking event as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

4) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
5) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring him another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....




6) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
7) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

More routine...

8) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Mon May 01, 2006 10:29 am

hmmmm

bbq season is here

i better get ready :D

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Post by smantie » Mon May 01, 2006 11:42 am

That man sounds boring.

When I cook on a grill I give a long and exciting speech about how I'm fulfilling my manly ritual of the grill, and how I'm the grill man. I grill on that grill until it's grilled and grilled right, because I'm the grill man.
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Post by special_Kare » Mon May 01, 2006 1:37 pm

:roflmao:
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Post by De_Fault » Mon May 01, 2006 6:59 pm

What exactly is your point dede? :) There is no understanding women. :P

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Post by PHatHome666 » Mon May 01, 2006 7:44 pm

*thinks of what is good on the BBQ*

Mmmm... Ribs and steak :arrrr::arrrr::arrrr::arrrr::arrrr:
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Mon May 01, 2006 8:37 pm

I'm glad to see that dede understands what the "important part" of the Barbecue is. :thumbup2:
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Post by Rickshaw » Mon May 01, 2006 10:01 pm

Sometimes, if my wife manages to not spill my beer I'll let her put a piece of meat on the grill.

But that's only sometimes :wink: :roll:
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Post by dede » Mon May 01, 2006 10:04 pm

ok just how old is smantie and rickshaw? :shock:
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by smantie » Mon May 01, 2006 10:14 pm

dede wrote:ok just how old is smantie and rickshaw? :shock:
How old are?

I dunno Dede... you might be an internet stalker.
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Post by special_Kare » Mon May 01, 2006 10:33 pm

smantie wrote:I dunno Dede... you might be an internet stalker.


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

yeah you better watch out, shes a man eater :P
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Post by dede » Tue May 02, 2006 11:00 am

bahhhhaaaa u wish sk :P
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by Captain_Obvious » Tue May 02, 2006 11:18 am

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Post by LD8242 » Tue May 02, 2006 6:09 pm

wow dede you're sure looking sexier now :brow:
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Post by Rickshaw » Tue May 02, 2006 6:52 pm

I'm old enough to lie about having a wife and owning a grill. Two things of which I probably won't be able to afford. :roll: :P

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Post by Captain_Obvious » Tue May 02, 2006 10:30 pm

Rickshaw wrote:I'm old enough to lie about having a wife and owning a grill. Two things of which I probably won't be able to afford. :roll: :P

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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I was gonna say.... a wife?!?!

What's your birthday?
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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Tue May 02, 2006 10:55 pm

Rickshaw wrote:I'm old enough to lie about having a wife and owning a grill. Two things of which I probably won't be able to afford. :roll: :P

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when you have enough money, get a grill...you will love it longer :lol:

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Post by Rickshaw » Tue May 02, 2006 11:40 pm

Captain_Obvious wrote: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I was gonna say.... a wife?!?!

What's your birthday?
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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