Finally..a smart blond joke

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Finally..a smart blond joke

Post by dede » Sat May 13, 2006 7:50 am

>Finally a smart BLONDE joke..... AND she's POLITE...>>A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He >immediately turns to her and makes his move.>>>>"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike >up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk.">>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the >guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. >"How about nuclear power?">>>>"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask >you a question first.>>>>A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer >excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse >produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?">>>>The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea.">>"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to >discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?">>"Have a wonderful flight">>>>I think this has got to be my all time favourite BLONDE joke.. hahaha!!! > To all you blondes out there, it's time people realize that some blondes >are SMART!!! :)
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by Flatus » Sun May 14, 2006 4:15 am

Check her hair's roots... she's obviously not a REAL natural-born blond. :lol:

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Post by smantie » Sun May 14, 2006 7:45 pm

Pah! For your information I dated a blonde who was very intelligent... 2nd in her class of 500 and got her way into Ivy League without any trouble at all. Some blondes are smart.
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Post by Megor » Sun May 14, 2006 8:11 pm

and she was smart enough to ditch you!
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Post by \/.oDK@ » Sun May 14, 2006 9:30 pm

Megor wrote:and she was smart enough to ditch you!
:roflmao:

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Post by smantie » Sun May 14, 2006 11:29 pm

:(
Go Alucard, go go Go!

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Post by special_Kare » Mon May 15, 2006 12:16 am

smantie wrote::(
:roflmao:
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Post by CraigManOwns » Mon May 15, 2006 3:40 am

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but i think the dumb blondes are more funny
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Post by dede » Mon May 15, 2006 9:29 am

smantie wrote::(
don't take it personal smantie megor is like this 2 everyone :P
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by smantie » Mon May 15, 2006 11:21 am

dede wrote:
smantie wrote::(
don't take it personal smantie megor is like this 2 everyone :P
But my mommy says I'm special...
Go Alucard, go go Go!

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Post by Megor » Mon May 15, 2006 12:56 pm

mine too!
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Post by smantie » Mon May 15, 2006 1:31 pm

Megor wrote:mine too!
Yeah but the difference is yours lied. :P
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Post by PHatHome666 » Mon May 15, 2006 2:36 pm

XD
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Wait... what?
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Mon May 15, 2006 4:22 pm

smantie pwns megor. :roflmao:
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Post by pinkbandit » Tue May 16, 2006 5:59 am

smantie wrote:
dede wrote:
smantie wrote::(
don't take it personal smantie megor is like this 2 everyone :P
But my mommy says I'm special...
You are!! :twisted: :roflmao:
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Post by bbaldwin » Tue May 16, 2006 9:44 am

It's true, there is NO such thing as a smart blonde. This joke was obviously created by an old asian man.
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