golf humor

[dede]

>>> > >>� A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
>>>layout
>>> > >>became confused as to where he was on the course.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>� Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He
>>>walked
>>>up
>>> > >>to her, explained
>>> > >> >his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a
>>> > >> > hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >>He thanked her and went back to his golf.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > On the back nine the same thing happened; and he
>>> > >> > approached her again with the same request.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole
>>> > >> > behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
>>> > >> > where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender
>>> > >> > said
>>>that
>>> > >>she
>>> > >> > was a sales lady and played the course often.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
>>> > >>appreciation
>>> > >> > for your help. I understand that you are in the salesprofession.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > "No, I won't."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> > "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.
>>> > >> > "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind
>>> > >> > you!"