The Little Old Lady in Court

Post all your funny and stupid stuff. ;)
Post Reply
User avatar
dede
1337 H4X0R XTREME
Posts: 1247
Joined: Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:57 am
Location: on a chair

The Little Old Lady in Court

Post by dede » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:12 am

*Defense Attorney:* Will you please state your age?

*Little Old Lady:* I am 86 years old.

*Defense Attorney:* Will you tell us in your own
words, what happened
the night of April 1st?

*Little Old Lady:* There I was, sitting there in my
swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on
the porch and sat down beside me.

*Defense Attorney:* Did you know him?

*Little Old Lady:* No, but he sure was friendly.

*Defense Attorney:* What happened after he sat down?

* Little Old Lady:* He started to rub my thigh.

*Defense Attorney:* Did you stop him?

*Little Old Lady: *No, I didn't stop him.

*Defense Attorney:* Why not?

*Little Old Lady:* It felt good. Nobody had done that
since my
Abner died some 30 years ago.

*Defense Attorney:* What happened next?

*Little Old Lady:* He began to rub my breasts.

*Defense Attorney:* Did you stop him then?

*Little Old Lady:* No, I did not stop him.

*Defense Attorney:* Why not?

*Little Old Lady: *His rubbing made me feel all alive
and excited I
haven't felt that good in years!

*Defense Attorney:* What happened next?

*Little Old Lady:* Well, by then, I was feeling so
"spicy" that I just
laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

*Defense Attorney: *Did he take you?

*Little Old Lady: *Hell, no! He yelled, "April Fool"!!
And that's when
I shot the little bastard.
day or not I'll be there:)

Post Reply