What women and men really mean!

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What women and men really mean!

Post by pinkbandit » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:06 am

Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,
you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

Men's English:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now!
love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me

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Re: What women and men really mean!

Post by special_Kare » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:56 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

see, girls are so fake :P
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Post by pinkbandit » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:04 am

:roflmao: LOL! And men are so...Obvious! :P :wink:
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Post by LD8242 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:13 pm

Must... resist...
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Post by PIECER » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:57 pm

:roflmao: So true!...Our secret codes have now been revealed! :wink:

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Post by «Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:11 pm

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Post by special_Kare » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:10 pm

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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:31 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4790313.stm

A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research.
Researchers from Germany found that four years into a relationship, less than half of 30-year-old women wanted regular sex.

Conversely, the team found a man's libido remained the same regardless of how long he had been in a relationship.

Writing in the journal Human Nature, the scientists said the differences resulted from how humans had evolved.

The researchers from Hamburg-Eppendorf University interviewed 530 men and women about their relationships.

They found 60% of 30-year-old women wanted sex "often" at the beginning of a relationship, but within four years of the relationship this figure fell to under 50%, and after 20 years it dropped to about 20%.
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Post by godlike__insanity » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:59 pm

pinkbandit wrote::roflmao: LOL! And men are so...Obvious! :P :wink:
if only captain was.....*sigh* :D
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