FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986

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FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986

Post by pinkbandit » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:40 pm

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids
in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived,
because
our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which
was promptly chewed and licked.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or
cabinets and it was fine to play with pans and wooden spoons.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops (or wooden
Scholls) and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags -
riding
in the passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted
the
same. We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with
sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside
playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one
actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top
speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After
running
into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we
were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one
minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 999
channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile
phones,
no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.

We had friends - we went outside and found them.

We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We
fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no law suits.

We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other
parents.

We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners
catching us.

We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to
school;
we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just
round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.
They
actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of
innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and
responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one
of
them.

Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids,
before
lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

For those of you who aren't old enough thought you might like to read
about
us. This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a
smile on your face:

The majority of students in universities today were born in
1986........They are called youth.

They have never heard of we are the World, We are the children, and the
Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never
heard
of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.
AIDS has existed since they were born.
CD's have existed since they were born.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't
imagine
how this fat guy could be a god of dance.
They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from
last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.
They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the
Famous
Five.
They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.
They can't believe a black and white television ever existed.
And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a
mobile phone.

Now let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night
out.
3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably
with
computers.
5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old
days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced
together.
8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some
other
friends because you think they will like it too...

Yes, you're getting old - but what the heck - we've had fun!!

:lol: Funny and true :wink:
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Post by godlike__insanity » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:36 pm

2 long 2 read.....some1 plz translate.....looks intersting....soooo stoooned..... :toker:
"It's not the great who are strong, it's the strong who are great!"

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Post by special_Kare » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:55 pm

godlike__insanity wrote:2 long 2 read.....some1 plz translate.....looks intersting....soooo stoooned..... :toker:

and with the wise words of our youth, case closed!

:roflmao:
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--Hunter S. Thompson

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Post by godlike__insanity » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:37 pm

special_Kare wrote:
godlike__insanity wrote:2 long 2 read.....some1 plz translate.....looks intersting....soooo stoooned..... :toker:

and with the wise words of our youth, case closed!

:roflmao:
YOUTH?!?!?!??!?!





WHERE?
"It's not the great who are strong, it's the strong who are great!"

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