Tickle Me Stupid!!!

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Tickle Me Stupid!!!

Post by dede » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:41 am

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota
which makes the Tickle
>> >Me Elmo toys.
>> >
>> > The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
>> >
>> > Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
>> >reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
>> >
>> > The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
>> >Manager's door.
>> >
>> > The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
>> >new employee.
>> >
>> > He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
>> >backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
>> >
>> > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so
>> >the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
>>
>
>> > When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
>> >Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
>>they're really beginning
>> >to pile up.
>> >
>> > At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
>> >Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge
>>bag of
>> >small marbles.
>> >
>> > The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
>> >fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew
>>the
>> >little package between Elmo's legs.
>> >
>> > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>> >
>> > After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
>> >approaches
Lena.
>> >
>> > "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
>> >face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
>> >yesterday..."
>> >
>> > "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
day or not I'll be there:)

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