A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex."
"Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
0NE for Friday, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men, " the dad answers, TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and TW0
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the
married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."
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