$2.00 Sausage

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$2.00 Sausage

Post by dede » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:51 am

Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea".

He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.

Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two
double shots of Jack Daniels.

Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money to pay for this!"

Larry replied, with a smile, " Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks.

Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your
knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third pub
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by \/.oDK@ » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:00 pm

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Post by Sausage » Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:14 pm

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Post by PHatHome666 » Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:27 pm

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