Run For Your Life. -:))

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Run For Your Life. -:))

Post by dede » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:59 am

IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU NEED HELP!

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with
pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as
far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her behind is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother
gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull,
the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin
to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by smantie » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:25 am

old.
Go Alucard, go go Go!

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Post by dede » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:54 am

fs I'm not that old :cry:
day or not I'll be there:)

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