Blonde Kidnapper

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Blonde Kidnapper

Post by dede » Tue May 08, 2007 12:32 am

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided
to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him
behind a tree and wrote a note.

"I have kidnapped your child.
I am sorry to do this but I need the money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind
the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."

"The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and
told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the
$10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree,
just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag with the cash was the following note.
"Here is your money.
I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
day or not I'll be there:)

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