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Post by dede » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:31 pm

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this, he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the first tree hugger slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours go by and finally another nature lover strolled by, saw the guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by Gabriel » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 am

...thats the worst joke ever.....its not funny to be robbed and raped on the same day.. argh :?
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Post by dede » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:08 am

Gabriel wrote:...thats the worst joke ever.....its not funny to be robbed and raped on the same day.. argh :?
lmfao I still laugh when I read it :lol:
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Post by dede » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:09 am

Gabriel wrote:...thats the worst joke ever.....its not funny to be robbed and raped on the same day.. argh :?
btw u do know this is a jk and didnt actually happen right? :P
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Post by Gabriel » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:17 am

....yes.....but its just not rly funny........sry
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Post by LD8242 » Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:47 am

:roflmao:
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Post by dede » Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:21 pm

LD8242 wrote::roflmao:
it must be funny even LD laughed :fu:
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Post by Gabriel » Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:27 pm

lawl....damn you!
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