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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:03 pm

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first.

She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me."

The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.

The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"

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Post by special_Kare » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:21 pm

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
--Hunter S. Thompson

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Post by Gabriel » Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:18 am

:roflmao: ......whaha
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