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The River

Post by dede » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:05 pm

>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and th e intelligence to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
>>hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by special_Kare » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:22 pm

:roflmao: typical woman, always doing things the easy way :shock:
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Re: The River

Post by Rickshaw » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:38 pm

dede wrote:>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and a woman's intuition to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman and she bitched nonstop about having to use the tools and crossing the river altogether. The two men on the other side said, "Fuck it." and left.
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Post by special_Kare » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:56 pm

:roflmao:
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Post by PHatHome666 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:55 pm

:roflmao:
Wait... what?
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Post by killastone » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:34 am

:roflmao:
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Re: The River

Post by dede » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:35 am

Rickshaw wrote:
dede wrote:>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and a woman's intuition to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman and she bitched nonstop about having to use the tools and crossing the river altogether. The two men on the other side said, "Fuck it." and left.
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go find your own jk 2 switch u bugger :arrrr:
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by Zanmato » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:46 pm

LOL

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Post by dede » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:24 am

Zanmato wrote:LOL
I'm finding nothing funny here so wth u laughing about? :nuts:
day or not I'll be there:)

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Post by dede » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:25 am

Zanmato wrote:LOL
HAHA jk'ing ZAN THE MAN :rockrock:
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Post by Gabriel » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:17 am

.....i find the changed version funnier :lol:
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