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The River

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:05 pm
by dede
>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and th e intelligence to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
>>hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:22 pm
by special_Kare
:roflmao: typical woman, always doing things the easy way :shock:

Re: The River

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:38 pm
by Rickshaw
dede wrote:>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and a woman's intuition to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman and she bitched nonstop about having to use the tools and crossing the river altogether. The two men on the other side said, "Fuck it." and left.
Changed for accuracy.

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:56 pm
by special_Kare
:roflmao:

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:55 pm
by PHatHome666
:roflmao:

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:34 am
by killastone
:roflmao:

Re: The River

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:35 am
by dede
Rickshaw wrote:
dede wrote:>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and a woman's intuition to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman and she bitched nonstop about having to use the tools and crossing the river altogether. The two men on the other side said, "Fuck it." and left.
Changed for accuracy.
go find your own jk 2 switch u bugger :arrrr:

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:46 pm
by Zanmato
LOL

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:24 am
by dede
Zanmato wrote:LOL
I'm finding nothing funny here so wth u laughing about? :nuts:

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:25 am
by dede
Zanmato wrote:LOL
HAHA jk'ing ZAN THE MAN :rockrock:

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:17 am
by Gabriel
.....i find the changed version funnier :lol: