Ben Franklin Speakith. Many a true word!!

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Ben Franklin Speakith. Many a true word!!

Post by pinkbandit » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:26 pm

Saw this and it made me laugh! :P



As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:23 pm

how healthy is a vodka tonic?

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Post by Gabriel » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:37 am

.......lawl... justification of alcohol...you gotta love it!
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Post by special_Kare » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:41 am

ben franklins grave is down the street from my house :P
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Post by pinkbandit » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:57 pm

special_Kare wrote:ben franklins grave is down the street from my house :P
Your new house? :)
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Post by special_Kare » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:23 pm

no my house now
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