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Post by {qoou}DOS » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:22 pm

virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."
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Post by special_Kare » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:12 pm

:roflmao:
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Post by Gabriel » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:13 pm

:arrrr: :toker: :biggrin: :biggrin2: :rofl:
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Post by Alucard » Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:01 pm

Owned?
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Post by smantie » Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:06 pm

That little boy was Alucard
Go Alucard, go go Go!

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Post by LD8242 » Sun May 25, 2008 3:34 pm

I miss DOS
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Post by special_Kare » Mon May 26, 2008 4:13 pm

LD8242 wrote:I miss DOS
no worries, he was at my wedding last weekend, i got him all drunk and he promised to come by and post hello. 8)
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Post by LD8242 » Mon May 26, 2008 4:57 pm

:shock:
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Mon May 26, 2008 6:11 pm

what!!! you got married??? :shock:
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Post by smantie » Mon May 26, 2008 11:37 pm

I got married :(
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Tue May 27, 2008 10:35 pm

smantie and sk got married???!!? :shock:
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Post by special_Kare » Wed May 28, 2008 11:13 am

lol
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Post by smantie » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:19 am

Captain_Obvious wrote:smantie and sk got married???!!? :shock:
Once or twice... perhaps...
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:37 am

In all seriousness though sk.... wedding pics? :mrgreen:
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Re: lol

Post by LeKitto » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:05 pm

That joke r funny.
I will win this map but not yet............not yet

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