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PMS

Post by dede » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:05 am

Best PMS Question Ever



Q:


How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?



Woman'sAnswer:


One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They
Don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?
day or not I'll be there:)

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Re: PMS

Post by dede » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:41 pm

WTF NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR U PEEPS?? :shock:
day or not I'll be there:)

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Re: PMS

Post by PHatHome666 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:45 pm

You expect ME to reply? :mrgreen:
Wait... what?
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Re: PMS

Post by dede » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:54 pm

PHatHome666 wrote:You expect ME to reply? :mrgreen:
well yes :mrgreen:
day or not I'll be there:)

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Re: PMS

Post by LD8242 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:28 pm

dede wrote:WTF NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR U PEEPS?? :shock:
not funny at all :|
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Re: PMS

Post by {qoou}DOS » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:52 pm

I like my species the way it is
Nicaragua, better than Wisconsin

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Re: PMS

Post by Turbo_asswhup » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:59 pm

{qoou}DOS wrote:I like my species the way it is

i remember that episode...picard got captured by the borg and assimilated. after they rescue him, he says worf will be assimilated and worf fires back with that quote lol

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Re: PMS

Post by {qoou}DOS » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:57 pm

Nicaragua, better than Wisconsin

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Re: PMS

Post by pinkbandit » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:03 pm

dede wrote:Best PMS Question Ever



Q:


How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?



Woman'sAnswer:


One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They
Don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?
:roll: LOL Good thing i don't suffer it anymore!
And no i am not going through the change yet! Just in case anyone was gonna make sum smart arse remark! :P LOL :twisted:
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Re: PMS

Post by {qoou}DOS » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:17 pm

I was!!!!
Nicaragua, better than Wisconsin

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Re: PMS

Post by pinkbandit » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:08 pm

:P Damned if you do and damned if you dont! :lol:
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Re: PMS

Post by {qoou}DOS » Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:12 pm

Well you can't leave yourself open to that kind of material when i'm around!
Nicaragua, better than Wisconsin

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Re: PMS

Post by Captain_Obvious » Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:31 pm

pink, you can't just set yourself up so perfectly and then knock the pins down yourself :cry: :cry:
You and the Cap'n make it happen!

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Re: PMS

Post by pinkbandit » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:14 pm

Captain_Obvious wrote:pink, you can't just set yourself up so perfectly and then knock the pins down yourself :cry: :cry:
:twisted: LOL
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Re: PMS

Post by LD8242 » Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:35 am

har har very funny
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