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PMS

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:05 am
by dede
Best PMS Question Ever



Q:


How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?



Woman'sAnswer:


One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They
Don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?

Re: PMS

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:41 pm
by dede
WTF NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR U PEEPS?? :shock:

Re: PMS

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:45 pm
by PHatHome666
You expect ME to reply? :mrgreen:

Re: PMS

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:54 pm
by dede
PHatHome666 wrote:You expect ME to reply? :mrgreen:
well yes :mrgreen:

Re: PMS

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:28 pm
by LD8242
dede wrote:WTF NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR U PEEPS?? :shock:
not funny at all :|

Re: PMS

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:52 pm
by {qoou}DOS
I like my species the way it is

Re: PMS

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:59 pm
by Turbo_asswhup
{qoou}DOS wrote:I like my species the way it is

i remember that episode...picard got captured by the borg and assimilated. after they rescue him, he says worf will be assimilated and worf fires back with that quote lol

<--nerd

Re: PMS

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:57 pm
by {qoou}DOS

Re: PMS

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:03 pm
by pinkbandit
dede wrote:Best PMS Question Ever



Q:


How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?



Woman'sAnswer:


One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They
Don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.

What was the question?
:roll: LOL Good thing i don't suffer it anymore!
And no i am not going through the change yet! Just in case anyone was gonna make sum smart arse remark! :P LOL :twisted:

Re: PMS

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:17 pm
by {qoou}DOS
I was!!!!

Re: PMS

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:08 pm
by pinkbandit
:P Damned if you do and damned if you dont! :lol:

Re: PMS

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:12 pm
by {qoou}DOS
Well you can't leave yourself open to that kind of material when i'm around!

Re: PMS

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:31 pm
by Captain_Obvious
pink, you can't just set yourself up so perfectly and then knock the pins down yourself :cry: :cry:

Re: PMS

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:14 pm
by pinkbandit
Captain_Obvious wrote:pink, you can't just set yourself up so perfectly and then knock the pins down yourself :cry: :cry:
:twisted: LOL

Re: PMS

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:35 am
by LD8242
har har very funny