Worst job of the week

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{qoou}DOS
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Worst job of the week

Post by {qoou}DOS » Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:40 pm

Beast Infection

By far the most I've ever hated my life was when I served time in an animal diseases lab. Every day I assisted with awesome, bile-churning animal autopsies?and for little more than minimum wage. In forensic terms, I helped the doctors collect diagnostic tissue from different species. In butcher shop terms, I gutted everything from horses to dogs to snakes, from neck to nuts, so that a doctor could look inside and conclude what terminal affliction expedited their trips to the landfill. Being submerged to my elbows in the slippery-sticky entrails of dead, infectious animals was my daily nightmare. I soon accepted my fixed position at the bottom of the vocational totem pole, my college education worth roughly as much to me as a pet grooming degree. But despite all the guts, there was some glory: I finally left the job after a year of returning home from work smelling like a rabid Gordita.

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Post by CraigMan » Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:46 pm

WHAT WAS THE POINT IN POSTING THAT.
IT FUCKING DISCUSTING!!!!!!! :minigun: :rip: :gib: :minigun: :bio: :flak:
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Post by Tsumura » Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:32 pm

"Jokes And Funny Stuff" ok...
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Post by {qoou}DOS » Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:37 pm

Sry bout that my mind was wandering :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Worst job of the week

Post by Rickshaw » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:39 pm

DOS_Junkie wrote:smelling like a rabid Gordita.
Well, I laughed.

You should MSPaint that.

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Post by CraigMan » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:19 pm

i laughed to i was just sicked

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