so you don't like my joke eh?!

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so you don't like my joke eh?!

Post by Megor » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:06 pm

Fine here is a version of the aristocrats joke you should all enjoy.

A Rabbi, A Catholic Priest and a monk are capture by a group of head hunters deep on the jungle. The leader of the tribe looks and them and offers them the following, they can suffer the aristocrats or they be put to death.

The rabbi is up first, he says well as long as I can serve my people after, I will suffer for them. So they grab him and group of tribes men rape him through every hole imaginable and leave him panting and exausted in the bushes.

The priest is next, he thinks about it awhile and not being totally unfamiliar with that sort of treatment he also chooses the aristocrats and he is raped in ways he never imagined and is left panting in the bushes beside the rabbi.

Next the monk sits there thinking and says "I do not fear death, I beleive in reincarnation, so I will choose death".

The tribe leader looks and him and says "Death it is, but before we kill you, THE ARISTOCRATS!".
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Post by {qoou}DOS » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:18 pm

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Post by Rickshaw » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:39 pm

nice :D
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Post by {qoou}DOS » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:20 pm

i still dont get it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by LD8242 » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:40 am

Zzzz.. how many variations of that joke are there? about 8 billion or something.
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Post by pinkbandit » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:15 am

:lol: sorry don't get it ? Did i miss something or am i just having a blonde day? :roll:
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Post by «Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:53 am

EXPLAIN IT LAD!
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Post by \/.oDK@ » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:51 pm

:roflmao: nice lol


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Post by {qoou}DOS » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:04 am

i wanna see the movie so i can hoot and holler for Bob Saget! :thumbup2: But seriously, don't fuck with me when i'm watching Bob Saget. :x
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Post by dede » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:29 am

ok just abit funny :wink:

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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:30 am

ok good

i thought it was just me that didnt get that :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Post by LD8242 » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:54 am

DOS_Junkie wrote:i wanna see the movie so i can hoot and holler for Bob Saget! :thumbup2: But seriously, don't fuck with me when i'm watching Bob Saget. :x
into dogging with carl and bob eh? :brow:
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