? May cause unwanted pregnacy
? Odor and Sound are a normal part of operation
? Attractive women will cause sudden stops
? May be pacified by televised sports
? Also available in Sober
? Erectile dysfunction not covered under warrranty
? Consumption of beer may cause him to think he can sing
? Warning, certain objects are smaller than described
? Do not remove shoes without appropriate protective equipment
. Noxious gases may be released from rear without warning
