Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:36 am
yet sufficient new asshole. meanwhile on the other side of town, smantie was
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Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:24 am
cruising through the red light district when he came across
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:08 pm
a hooker with a caramel covered coochie next to a fire hydrant. she was wearing a sign that said
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:02 pm
"All {qoou} member 15% off". So he
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:55 pm
decided to get his freak on. he pulled out his small
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:19 pm
qoou membership card and
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:27 am
saw that it had expired so he immediately called CO. CO was busy with
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:53 am
medieval re-enactments and his soul piercing blue eyes so he
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:26 am
told sk to take care of it. sk stopped licking pinkbandit's
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:26 pm
polar bear who incidentally stopped tearing him a new one long enough to meatspin, and immediately
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:21 am
decided to renew smantie's membership. smantie really wanted that caramel coochie so he
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:53 pm
pulled his pants down to reveal his I love {qoou} tattoo that Vodka had done on his left ass cheek before his disappearance. She said "shit that aint no proof so you gonna have to pay the full amount". So he
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:53 pm
started whining "i should get half off because i have half a cock!". the hooker didnt care and charged the full amount. 40 seconds later smantie was back in his car and headed to vodka's tattoo parlor. as he approached
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:07 pm
he pulled out his laptop and laughed his ass off [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EJJL5dxgVaM&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EJJL5dxgVaM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:43 pm
and then he continued on to vodka's tattoo parlor but, very slowly!! [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HuTc9-SMKX4&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HuTc9-SMKX4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:38 pm
when he finally reached vodka's tattoo parlor, he saw vodka outside with a hot blonde chick. he yelled to vodka
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:14 am
"Hey man!". "Hey Smantie" replied the chick in a manly voice. Suddenly he noticed that it wasnt Vodka but a lifesize cardboard standup of him. He recoiled in horror upon the revalation that Vodka had used his time away to get a sex change operation courtesy of
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:49 pm
OFF STORY TOPIC*** SK that swear jar vid is FUCKING hilarious!
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:29 pm
lmaoRe: Spam as usual
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:32 pm
its completely derailed now
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:48 pm
sex change operation courtesy of...
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:48 pm
CO's fake medical degree that he bought in canada. His business slogan says
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:58 pm
"Beards and Boobs, I do them all!"
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:43 pm
Re: Spam as usual
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:29 pm
that got the attention of several trannies who wanted both. they all called to set up appointments to{qoou}DOS wrote:"Beards and Boobs, I do them all!"