ladies vs gentlemen

It's your funeral

who would win if one took place?

{qoou} Ladies
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42%
{qoou} Men
15
58%
 
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Post by Lorus » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:16 am

LD8242 wrote:
Captain_Obvious wrote: Perhaps... But when we miss it's like missing a shot with a sniper rifle. When a lady misses, that's like missing with a full blown redeemer! :wink:

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When I miss it's like missing with a flak cannon :?
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:09 am

Turbo_asswhup wrote:once again...if this match ever takes place, then im in the ladies :D
:angel: aww i knew we could count on you :wink:
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:36 am

pinkbandit wrote: :angel: aww i knew we could count on you :wink:
Aww in that case, I'll play for the ladies too. :angel:

(Please disregard this next part ladies... The following section is for men only:
Don't worry men, I plan on playing even worse than usual, and reporting all the ladies' positions to you. Furthermore, all of the ladies will be too distracted by my sexy good looks to play properly, resulting in an easy win for the men.)
You and the Cap'n make it happen!

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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:34 am

Captain_Obvious wrote:
pinkbandit wrote: :angel: aww i knew we could count on you :wink:
Aww in that case, I'll play for the ladies too. :angel:

(Please disregard this next part ladies... The following section is for men only:
Don't worry men, I plan on playing even worse than usual, and reporting all the ladies' positions to you. Furthermore, all of the ladies will be too distracted by my sexy good looks to play properly, resulting in an easy win for the men.)
8) :wink: Once you join there's no going back! :lol:
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Post by LD8242 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:58 pm

Captain_Obvious wrote:(Please disregard this next part ladies... The following section is for men only:
Don't worry men, I plan on playing even worse than usual, and reporting all the ladies' positions to you. Furthermore, all of the ladies will be too distracted by my sexy good looks to play properly, resulting in an easy win for the men.)
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Post by PHatHome666 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:32 pm

LoL gotta read that fine print. 8)


All fine print messages are not all the same, just like this one as I am telling you about them. They vary from person to person and on subject so watch out to those who accept things with very fine print. All messages are the person's views and could be offensive in any way. But you gotta admit that making fine print is pretty funny, especially when you make it blend in with your message background and you don't know if they saw it or not. Other ways people can see it if smilies like the one next to this message. :thumbup2:
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Post by special_Kare » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:07 pm

:krazy:
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:08 pm

PHatHome666 wrote:especially when you make it blend in with your message background
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Not all of us are using the subBlack template. :wink:
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Post by special_Kare » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:10 pm

:nerd:
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Post by PHatHome666 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:33 pm

:fu: :brow:
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:38 pm

Please don't post in fine print! I have to wear specs as it is...How the hell am i supposed to read that? or maybe i'm not :roll: :P
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Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:40 pm

Here's a tip. Click the "Quote" button on their post, and you can read the fine print on the reply page at the same size as the rest of the post. :D
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Post by pinkbandit » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:49 pm

:P ty :wink:
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Post by «Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:18 pm

come on men , when are ye coming out of that hidey hole? SHOW YOURSELVES! THIS INSTANT!
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Post by smantie » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:03 pm

«Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» wrote:come on men , when are ye coming out of that hidey hole? SHOW YOURSELVES! THIS INSTANT!
I'm still deciding what side to be on :P

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Post by pinkbandit » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:08 pm

smantie wrote:
«Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» wrote:come on men , when are ye coming out of that hidey hole? SHOW YOURSELVES! THIS INSTANT!
I'm still deciding what side to be on :P

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:shock: You're definately not on mine! :roflmao: :wink:
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Post by smantie » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:28 pm

pinkbandit wrote:
smantie wrote:
«Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» wrote:come on men , when are ye coming out of that hidey hole? SHOW YOURSELVES! THIS INSTANT!
I'm still deciding what side to be on :P

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:shock: You're definately not on mine! :roflmao: :wink:
Haha. Speaking of "creepy" there is this song called "Pleasure Man" by Gunther... he says "I'm your pleasure man. Uh huh. I come to you in the nigggghhht uh huh. I come to you in the showerrrr"

That's really creepy. Really creepy.


I dunno, I think the guys outnumber the ladies though :?
Go Alucard, go go Go!

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Post by pinkbandit » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:18 pm

smantie wrote:
pinkbandit wrote:
smantie wrote: I'm still deciding what side to be on :P

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:shock: You're definately not on mine! :roflmao: :wink:
Haha. Speaking of "creepy" there is this song called "Pleasure Man" by Gunther... he says "I'm your pleasure man. Uh huh. I come to you in the nigggghhht uh huh. I come to you in the showerrrr"

That's really creepy. Really creepy.


I dunno, I think the guys outnumber the ladies though :?
That doesn't matter! :roll: U should have seen the way us girlies kicked 666's asses!! :roflmao:
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Post by smantie » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:26 pm

pinkbandit wrote: That doesn't matter! :roll: U should have seen the way us girlies kicked 666's asses!! :roflmao:
Beating 666 isn't hard. They never show up for their clan matches as it is.
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Post by PHatHome666 » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:32 pm

For a minute there I thought you were talking about me :P
No one can touch me :D
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Post by pinkbandit » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:55 pm

smantie wrote:
pinkbandit wrote: That doesn't matter! :roll: U should have seen the way us girlies kicked 666's asses!! :roflmao:
Beating 666 isn't hard. They never show up for their clan matches as it is.
I didn't say they where hard to beat! Some did show and US GIRLIES!!!! Kicked their sorry little butts!

Read what i say next time! :roll: :P :wink:
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Post by smantie » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:03 pm

pinkbandit wrote:
I didn't say they where hard to beat! Some did show and US GIRLIES!!!! Kicked their sorry little butts!

Read what i say next time! :roll: :P :wink:
I did read what you posted. You beat like 2 members of 666. That's not that hard to do, even boys could do that.
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Post by smantie » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:03 pm

PHatHome666 wrote:For a minute there I thought you were talking about me :P
No one can touch me :D
That's because you're a L-A-G-G-E-R to the max.
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Post by PHatHome666 » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:17 pm

Well first I need to find out whats using a bit of my internet or if it is just my internet screwing me over *its almost been a month now :cry: *
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Post by smantie » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:51 pm

PHatHome666 wrote:Well first I need to find out whats using a bit of my internet or if it is just my internet screwing me over *its almost been a month now :cry: *
I tried to post a thread on that in the assistance forum...
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