AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

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AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by smantie » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:56 am

DEER CAPTIONN OBLIVIOUS,


SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WILL RAEP YOU"RE FACE.
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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by Captain_Obvious » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:19 am

YOu will do no such thing!!!!
You and the Cap'n make it happen!

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Post by smantie » Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:33 am

Porbuble nawt, but it maed a cool storee bro!
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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by Turbo_asswhup » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:22 pm

only took him 2 weeks to reply

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by Captain_Obvious » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:14 pm

Dear Lesbian,

Thankyou for your request but I regret that I am unable to provide you with an address as I am homeless. Please send money and/or Lego. I have been collecting lego blocks for nearly four years now as I intend to build my own home. I currently have exactly 1,692,008 blocks of various sizes and only need another 4,836,029 to complete plans of constructing a four bedroom home with sunken lounge and indoor swimming pool. Prior plans to build a home from seawater were abandoned due to physics.

The advantages of using lego blocks over traditional building methods, in regards to durability and gaiety of colour, are without question. The only issues are finding a block of land that has a flat green plastic base and gaining council approval but that should not prove a major obstacle as my local member of parliament, Kate Ellis, planet Earth's sexiest space politician, is not adverse to a bribe. Kate Beckinsale is the only other attractive lesbian politician I can think of. The rest are just appalling.
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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by smantie » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:22 pm

Where did you get that from?
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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by Captain_Obvious » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:04 pm

27bslash6
You and the Cap'n make it happen!

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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by smantie » Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:40 pm

SO ORIGINAL!!!!!
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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS

Post by special_Kare » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:34 pm

hahahaha
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