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after a long time

Post by Wolverine » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:07 am

hey qoous. loooong time since I last posted here in these forums. anways here it is:

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes
home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I
sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again.

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Post by Lorus » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:01 am

Hahaha.

But it would make more sense if the priest was more interested in the little boy. :wink:
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?”

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Post by pinkbandit » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:54 am

:lol: lol n1
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Post by Rickshaw » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:26 am

Very nice, wolv :D
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Post by LD8242 » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:49 pm

Long time no see wolv, nice joke :thumbup2:
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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:50 pm

damn wolvy

aisy baten kahan say sunee?

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Post by {qoou}DOS » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:52 pm

what been up wolverine snikt* :wink:
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Post by Wolverine » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:32 am

These days I play blacknova traders by the name xXx at

http://www.crazybri.net/coolnova/
Anyone interseted in playing it????

and CTF@HHH servers coz I never find anyone playing Assault these days.
I miss the good old days :cry:

And T&A
Aisey baten maine apne doston se suni (email par) :lol:

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Post by {qoou}DOS » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:41 pm

return to us Wolverine. Learn of the gayity that flows through these lines :wink: :wink: :wink: j/k
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Post by LD8242 » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:39 pm

is blacknova traders a browser based game? cant stand em
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