hey qoous. loooong time since I last posted here in these forums. anways here it is:
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes
home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I
sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again.
after a long time
Hahaha.
But it would make more sense if the priest was more interested in the little boy.
But it would make more sense if the priest was more interested in the little boy.
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These days I play blacknova traders by the name xXx at
http://www.crazybri.net/coolnova/
Anyone interseted in playing it????
and CTF@HHH servers coz I never find anyone playing Assault these days.
I miss the good old days
And T&A
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http://www.crazybri.net/coolnova/
Anyone interseted in playing it????
and CTF@HHH servers coz I never find anyone playing Assault these days.
I miss the good old days
And T&A
Aisey baten maine apne doston se suni (email par)