3 Tortoises

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:52 am

Captain_Obvious wrote:
LD8242 wrote:Yes if it has a sense of direction
I've never met a tortoise that ate sandwiches, drank beer, used bottle openers, and had a poor sense of direction.

Plus the joke only mentions one road, so we're forced to assume that the tortoise just had to follow the road, and thus would not have gotten lost easily.

Good ol' logic. Nothing beats that

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:54 pm

Captain_Obvious wrote:
LD8242 wrote:Yes if it has a sense of direction
I've never met a tortoise that ate sandwiches, drank beer, used bottle openers, and had a poor sense of direction.

Plus the joke only mentions one road, so we're forced to assume that the tortoise just had to follow the road, and thus would not have gotten lost easily.

and tortoises have the IQ to know to follow the road?

Rickshaw · Post by **Rickshaw** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:31 pm

It's all about instinct, LD. Salmon return to their place of spawning each year and tortoises follow a straight road. These are the laws of nature written by Socrates during the Renaissance and we can do nothing but abide by them.

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:43 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO GET TECHNICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turbo_asswhup · Post by **Turbo_asswhup** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:21 pm

whats the difference between a tortoise and a turtle?

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:09 am

DOS_Junkie wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO GET TECHNICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because I felt like pointlessly dragging it through pointless technicalities

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:22 am

LD8242 wrote:
DOS_Junkie wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO GET TECHNICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because I felt like pointlessly dragging it through pointless technicalities

Just so he could kill it for me! LOL

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:45 am

LD8242 wrote:Because I felt like pointlessly dragging it through pointless technicalities

As did I. The pointless technicalities were more fun than the joke itself.

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:50 am

Captain_Obvious wrote:
LD8242 wrote:Because I felt like pointlessly dragging it through pointless technicalities
As did I. The pointless technicalities were more fun than the joke itself.

I agree

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:06 am

dede · Post by **dede** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:10 am

Turbo_asswhup wrote:whats the difference between a tortoise and a turtle?

PLS don't get LD going asswhup

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:05 pm

turtles have webbed legs and tortoises have stumpy legs.
that and a turtle is found around water and a tortoise is found on land

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:32 pm

i went fishing with some pals a week ago and we found a baby soft shell turtle. i think they are endangered. at least i know they are rare in these parts....

SO I ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:35 pm

Good on you DOS, nothing like a good turtle soup

{qoou}DOS · Post by **{qoou}DOS** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:23 am

NP! Glad to help, now where did those monarch butterflies get to?

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:39 am

DOS_Junkie wrote:i went fishing with some pals a week ago and we found a baby soft shell turtle. i think they are endangered. at least i know they are rare in these parts....

SO I ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:09 am

I'm eating some raw rat guts with a nice topping of creamy baboon shite.

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:03 am

LD8242 wrote:I'm eating some raw rat guts with a nice topping of creamy baboon shite.

You're just to weird

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:59 am

Thanks for the compliment

pinkbandit · Post by **pinkbandit** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:04 pm

You're very welcome

LD8242 · Post by **LD8242** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:05 pm

I am? okay let me get a durex