Finally..a smart blond joke
Finally..a smart blond joke
>Finally a smart BLONDE joke..... AND she's POLITE...>>A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He >immediately turns to her and makes his move.>>>>"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike >up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk.">>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the >guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. >"How about nuclear power?">>>>"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask >you a question first.>>>>A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer >excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse >produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?">>>>The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea.">>"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to >discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?">>"Have a wonderful flight">>>>I think this has got to be my all time favourite BLONDE joke.. hahaha!!! > To all you blondes out there, it's time people realize that some blondes >are SMART!!!
day or not I'll be there:)
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Pah! For your information I dated a blonde who was very intelligent... 2nd in her class of 500 and got her way into Ivy League without any trouble at all. Some blondes are smart.
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