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mathematical equation

Post by pinkbandit » Thu May 25, 2006 2:09 am

This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !


and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Post by smantie » Thu May 25, 2006 6:08 pm

Damnit, sex only gets you 48% of the way there.

Pity sex gets you 117% (I assume recieving it does..)

The moral of the story is that more ladies need to give out pity sex.
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Post by PHatHome666 » Fri May 26, 2006 12:53 am

Being "Obvious" gets only gets you 103% of the way
but being "Oblivious" gets you 124%... get the hint CO :wink:
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Post by pinkbandit » Fri May 26, 2006 3:19 am

:wink: Well at least being 'pinkbandit' gets you 100% of the way there! Oh it's good to be me! :P
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