I feel sorry for whoever cleans the bathroom at your house.LD8242 wrote:When I miss it's like missing with a flak cannonCaptain_Obvious wrote: Perhaps... But when we miss it's like missing a shot with a sniper rifle. When a lady misses, that's like missing with a full blown redeemer!
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
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Aww in that case, I'll play for the ladies too.pinkbandit wrote: aww i knew we could count on you
(Please disregard this next part ladies... The following section is for men only:
Don't worry men, I plan on playing even worse than usual, and reporting all the ladies' positions to you. Furthermore, all of the ladies will be too distracted by my sexy good looks to play properly, resulting in an easy win for the men.)
You and the Cap'n make it happen!
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Once you join there's no going back!Captain_Obvious wrote:Aww in that case, I'll play for the ladies too.pinkbandit wrote: aww i knew we could count on you
(Please disregard this next part ladies... The following section is for men only:
Don't worry men, I plan on playing even worse than usual, and reporting all the ladies' positions to you. Furthermore, all of the ladies will be too distracted by my sexy good looks to play properly, resulting in an easy win for the men.)
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Captain_Obvious wrote:(Please disregard this next part ladies... The following section is for men only:
Don't worry men, I plan on playing even worse than usual, and reporting all the ladies' positions to you. Furthermore, all of the ladies will be too distracted by my sexy good looks to play properly, resulting in an easy win for the men.)
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LoL gotta read that fine print.
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All fine print messages are not all the same, just like this one as I am telling you about them. They vary from person to person and on subject so watch out to those who accept things with very fine print. All messages are the person's views and could be offensive in any way. But you gotta admit that making fine print is pretty funny, especially when you make it blend in with your message background and you don't know if they saw it or not. Other ways people can see it if smilies like the one next to this message.
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come on men , when are ye coming out of that hidey hole? SHOW YOURSELVES! THIS INSTANT!
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I'm still deciding what side to be on«Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» wrote:come on men , when are ye coming out of that hidey hole? SHOW YOURSELVES! THIS INSTANT!
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Go Alucard, go go Go!
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Haha. Speaking of "creepy" there is this song called "Pleasure Man" by Gunther... he says "I'm your pleasure man. Uh huh. I come to you in the nigggghhht uh huh. I come to you in the showerrrr"pinkbandit wrote:You're definately not on mine!smantie wrote:I'm still deciding what side to be on«Ìrðqµðï§_þlï§kïñ» wrote:come on men , when are ye coming out of that hidey hole? SHOW YOURSELVES! THIS INSTANT!
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That's really creepy. Really creepy.
I dunno, I think the guys outnumber the ladies though
Go Alucard, go go Go!
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That doesn't matter! U should have seen the way us girlies kicked 666's asses!!smantie wrote:Haha. Speaking of "creepy" there is this song called "Pleasure Man" by Gunther... he says "I'm your pleasure man. Uh huh. I come to you in the nigggghhht uh huh. I come to you in the showerrrr"pinkbandit wrote:You're definately not on mine!smantie wrote: I'm still deciding what side to be on
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That's really creepy. Really creepy.
I dunno, I think the guys outnumber the ladies though
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Beating 666 isn't hard. They never show up for their clan matches as it is.pinkbandit wrote: That doesn't matter! U should have seen the way us girlies kicked 666's asses!!
Go Alucard, go go Go!
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I didn't say they where hard to beat! Some did show and US GIRLIES!!!! Kicked their sorry little butts!smantie wrote:Beating 666 isn't hard. They never show up for their clan matches as it is.pinkbandit wrote: That doesn't matter! U should have seen the way us girlies kicked 666's asses!!
Read what i say next time!
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I did read what you posted. You beat like 2 members of 666. That's not that hard to do, even boys could do that.pinkbandit wrote:
I didn't say they where hard to beat! Some did show and US GIRLIES!!!! Kicked their sorry little butts!
Read what i say next time!
Go Alucard, go go Go!
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I tried to post a thread on that in the assistance forum...PHatHome666 wrote:Well first I need to find out whats using a bit of my internet or if it is just my internet screwing me over *its almost been a month now *
Go Alucard, go go Go!
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