>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and th e intelligence to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
>>hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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Changed for accuracy.dede wrote:>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and a woman's intuition to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman and she bitched nonstop about having to use the tools and crossing the river altogether. The two men on the other side said, "Fuck it." and left.
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Re: The River
go find your own jk 2 switch u buggerRickshaw wrote:Changed for accuracy.dede wrote:>>The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>>large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
>>man prayed, 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof!
>>God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
>>about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the
>>second man prayed, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross
>>the river.' Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
>>and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
>>once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>>'God, please give me the strength, the tools and a woman's intuition to
>>cross this river.' Poof! He was turned into a woman and she bitched nonstop about having to use the tools and crossing the river altogether. The two men on the other side said, "Fuck it." and left.
day or not I'll be there:)