PMS
PMS
Best PMS Question Ever
Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They
Don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They
Don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
day or not I'll be there:)
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Re: PMS
You expect ME to reply? ![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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Re: PMS
{qoou}DOS wrote:I like my species the way it is
i remember that episode...picard got captured by the borg and assimilated. after they rescue him, he says worf will be assimilated and worf fires back with that quote lol
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Re: PMS
dede wrote:Best PMS Question Ever
Q:
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They
Don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fuck'n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fuck'n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FUCK'N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCK'N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FUCK'N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry.
What was the question?
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And no i am not going through the change yet! Just in case anyone was gonna make sum smart arse remark!
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Re: PMS
pink, you can't just set yourself up so perfectly and then knock the pins down yourself
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Re: PMS
Captain_Obvious wrote:pink, you can't just set yourself up so perfectly and then knock the pins down yourself![]()
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