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Words Women Use

Post by special_Kare » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:54 pm

1. FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. 'Five Minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping out around the house.

3. NOTHING

The calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in 'Fine'

4. GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5. LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing'.

6. THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'Thats Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or show any signs of contempt. Just say you're welcome!

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Post by Sonya_=) » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:34 pm

Fine :p

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Post by {qoou}DOS » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Bitchy » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:23 am

THAT'S OKAY if you want to post this kind of stuff.

GO AHEAD!

LOUD SIGH.

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Post by Megor » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:35 am

You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die
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Post by {qoou}DOS » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:16 am

The loud sigh can be heard at my house many a night. :frustrated: :frustrated:
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Post by Turbo_asswhup » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:36 pm

Megor wrote:You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die
south park fan huh?

enjoy the company of mr garrison perhaps?

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Post by Captain_Obvious » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:02 pm

Turbo_asswhup wrote:south park fan huh?

enjoy the company of mr garrison perhaps?
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