Story

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:23 am

ok lets start a story - just continue yer u all no

one day denial and captain were walking down the street when sonya.....

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:57 am

caught a disease from Wolverine. Sonya was like "why'd you give me a disease?" but Wolverine was like "What do you expect? I'm a mutant! Meanwhile, Denial and Captain were still walking down the street, talking about how much they like to edit people's posts and signatures when all of the sudden they found a big pile of money on the ground. But this was no ordinary money...

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:02 am

it was slimy money that was inside wolverines butt that he farted out. as sonya was crawling on the floor she picked up a stick n stabbed wolverine in the leg and....

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:17 am

caused more slimy money to get farted out of Wolverine's butt and land right in Sonya's face. Denial and Captain said to each other "meh, money is money" and they gathered up all the slimy bills, so that they could trade the gross money for new money at the weird chinese dude's house - after all the weird chinese guy collects butt slime. Then Denial and Captain went to go see what Sonya and Wolverine were doing, but when they got there they we suprised to see...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:13 am

rofl
u guys are killing me
rofl

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:21 am

hehehehehe :p

sonya all bright n white in a nice white dress. denial said "why r u in a white dress?" sonya said "because im getting married to wolverine silly, with all the money that comes out of his arse i could end up being a millionare but dun tell him shhhh" captain started laughing and wolverine came with his sniper n gave him a "head shot" and captain was amazingly still moving. meanwhile denial was....

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:26 am

in the corner of the room, swallowing ink and stuffing paper up his butt, and then trying to "make" money so that he could be rich and get hot girls like wolverine does.

Everyone was happy, and Sonya was admiring her white dress until all of the sudden Captain respawned from his headshot to right where Sonya was standing, telefragging Sonya! Before Sonya could telefrag Captain back, Captain grabbed a handfull of wolverine's butt money, and jumped out the window into the lamborghini that Special Kare was waiting for him with. Special Kare and Captain sped off as fast as they could go until they reached antarctica where they began raising an army of penguins so that they could...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:27 am

... take over the whole world. and in case wolverine comes in to take revenge of Sonya's death the army would give them enough time to escape and would also help them swim to the south pole. meanwhile Denial is trying very hard to make money thorugh his butt. the money that comes out is fake! there is a huge pile of fake currency beneath denial's ass. suudenly there is a knock on the door....

Denial · Post by **Denial** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:07 am

...and it's the FBI who have come to denial in search of wolverine. Denial hands them a pic of sonya and tells them she's the one they want. Denail meanwhile STOPS crapping out fake money and starts programming a program to make counterfeit money for him. Special Kare and captain were deported from anarctica for exploiting their penguin population for their own sick twisted purposes and were forced to return to the US where...

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:04 pm

then a cow in Alaska said, "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:36 pm

the cow wasnt an ordinary cow, it was a super cow that could destroy the world. while special and captain were in antartica, sonya respawned in alaska right next to the cow. she thought of an evil plan that could get revenge from captain, denial and special. she called wolverine on the cell fone to tell her evil plans but little did she know that denial traced her call. sonya was nearly finished with her evil plans when BOOM denial came racing in with his car destroying everything except for the cow. sonya pressed a button and the cow....

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:36 am

...farted out a huge pile of dung that flew across towards Denial who was coming staright towards the cow in his car. now denial was in DEEP SHIT!!!!
he was stuck! Sonya was now aiming for the fatal blow! she was taking out her secret weapon which was.....

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:39 am

lol another hacking incident?
whenever i type shit (S H I T) it reads Sonya.
ROFL

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Sat May 01, 2004 2:38 am

a big water balloon filled with small rocks and mud. Sonya threw it at Denial but she missed and when the balloon hit the ground it didn't even pop. Denial laughed about how stupid that secret weapon was, but Sonya had the last laugh because... The water balloon was NON-biodegradable!!!!!

Denial screamed nooooooo my country is polluted! But it was too late. Sonya had already unleashed her wrath. The only thing Denial could do now was...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat May 01, 2004 8:47 am

..to sit and watch his country getting polluted by Sonya. Then all of a sudden he had an idea!!! he started sucking all the dung and in 5 minutes it was all gone. but now he had one major problem...he had become fat, too fat to get out of his car. he was stuck inside his own car!! he tried to drive but the tires popped out due to his weight. then.....

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Sat May 01, 2004 6:18 pm

The cow in alaska had anal Sonya with a squirrel named bob....

Bob did enjoy it just like Sonya.......so Bob is now a Sonya Sonya Sonya Sonya....

Then a big nuke was dropped near Sonya's house....

Blueeyes · Post by **Blueeyes** » Sat May 01, 2004 6:39 pm

mystery Man came out off no were with a spair tyre "But did not denial no it was a reddermer tyre Timer Bomb in secret " then the mystery man gave the tyre to denial Because deinal Was Stuck The mysterious man put The tyre in And Denial Drove OFF .....

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Sat May 01, 2004 7:11 pm

as denial was driving off he started to feel really bloated.. he kept burping n burping n burping n like in charlie and the chocolate factory, he started flying in the air going higher and higher until....

Blueeyes · Post by **Blueeyes** » Sat May 01, 2004 7:43 pm

His car Blowed Up{Because off The reddermer tyre Bomb} and all Machancle Stuff went flying every were But Deinal Escaped because of bruping problem he was still Flying higher and higher and higher until he Got to this base call Bigassroid then his brupping problem stoped and he landed on the assroid.........

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Wed May 05, 2004 4:54 am

lol what's an assroid? Is it an asteroid that shoots out of your butt or something?

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Wed May 05, 2004 4:57 am

lmao thats coz michael cant spell for shit

newayz

the assroid was a humungus arse in the middle of australia n whenever ud go near it itll fart out chunks of sh it to ur face.. but since denial never listens to neone he went to see the assroid, when he saw it it....

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Wed May 05, 2004 5:09 am

started to suck up air so that it could get an extra powerful fart, but in doing so the assroid sucked with such strong force that it pulled denial up into it's giant butt cavity. Denial was suprised to find a small village of singing munchkin butt-dwellers all living inside the bum. Denial decided that this would be a very nice place for him to live, but it was still very dark inside of this bum so he decided to light a match...

Denial · Post by **Denial** » Wed May 05, 2004 6:13 am

bastards

Sonya_=) · Post by **Sonya_=)** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:15 pm

as he was about to light a match, one of the butt munchkins scream out "nooooo" and he started to run in slow motion. the munchkin didnt get time and denial lit the match and BOOM a whole massive explosion occured and denial was blown in alaska where sonya was. when he landed sonya screamed and....

Post by **Captain_Obvious** » Sun May 08, 2005 10:18 am

resurrected a thread on the forums that's over a year old.

CO was happy to see that the members of qoou were just as obsessed with alaska a year ago as they are today.

While he was thinking about how great Alaska is, CO pointed his nose up into the air. He smelled something funny. Had Megor forgotten to shower again?? Yes, but this was a different smell. This was a smell that can only be described in one word. And that word is denialcoveredinshit.

This of course raised a question in CO's mind. How the f*ck did Denial manage to get "blown in alaska where sonya was" while he was covered in sh*t?!?!! Captain Obvious had been trying to get blown in Alaska for weeks, and all he'd gotten was repeated slaps to the face.

Sonya had screamed when she saw Denial being blown. Surely she had the answer. CO asked Sonya, and she replied with ".......