"You see, Captain Obvious, the trick to getting 'blown in Alaska' is....Oh bloody arse wanker!!! I've gone and pissed meself!!"
Captain Obvious was mortified. As far as he knew, Aussie's had exceptional bladder control, and in that instant the world as he knew it began crumbling around him at an alarming rate. "Oh why did I revive this thread?!?!" He shouted desperately.
When Captain Obvious finally came to his senses, Sonya was no where to be seen. She had been swept out to sea by her own raging river, and all that was left was a golden trail of snow.
Captain Obvious turned his head, only to see Denial, still covered in shit, cackling at the Captain's meager attempts at getting "blown in Alaska." Suddenly, Denial got a yellow snowball in the face, and Captain was well on his way, following the Golden Snow Road to the frozen coast, so that his quest could finally come to an end.
But when he got there, all he saw was a Caribbean Cruise ship, captained by none other than........
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Special Kare, the only person CO got close to blowing. special had just made the call to Enzyte for natural male enhancement and couldnt wait to show CO! "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me", yelled sK in a voice CO knew only too well. So CO decided he should........
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One day Denial and Captain were walking down the street when Sonya caught a disease from Wolverine. Sonya was like "why'd you give me a disease?" but Wolverine was like "What do you expect? I'm a mutant! Meanwhile, Denial and Captain were still walking down the street, talking about how much they like to edit people's posts and signatures when all of the sudden they found a big pile of money on the ground. But this was no ordinary money, it was slimy money that was inside wolverines butt that he farted out. As sonya was crawling on the floor she picked up a stick and stabbed wolverine in the leg and caused more slimy money to get farted out of Wolverine's butt and land right in Sonya's face.
Denial and Captain said to each other "meh, money is money" and they gathered up all the slimy bills, so that they could trade the gross money for new money at the weird chinese dude's house - after all the weird chinese guy collects butt slime. Then Denial and Captain went to go see what Sonya and Wolverine were doing, but when they got there they we suprised to see Sonya all bright and white in a nice white dress.
Denial said "why are you in a white dress?" Sonya said "because im getting married to wolverine silly, with all the money that comes out of his arse i could end up being a millionare but dun tell him shhhh" Captain started laughing and wolverine came with his sniper n gave him a "head shot" and captain was amazingly still moving. Meanwhile denial was in the corner of the room, swallowing ink and stuffing paper up his butt, and then trying to "make" money so that he could be rich and get hot girls like wolverine does.
Everyone was happy, and Sonya was admiring her white dress until all of the sudden Captain respawned from his headshot to right where Sonya was standing, telefragging Sonya! Before Sonya could telefrag Captain back, Captain grabbed a handfull of wolverine's butt money, and jumped out the window into the lamborghini that Special Kare was waiting for him with. Special Kare and Captain sped off as fast as they could go until they reached Antarctica where they began raising an army of penguins so that they could take over the whole world and in case wolverine comes in to take revenge of Sonya's death the army would give them enough time to escape and would also help them swim to the south pole.
Meanwhile Denial is trying very hard to make money thorugh his butt. The money that comes out is fake! there is a huge pile of fake currency beneath denial's ass. suddenly there is a knock on the door and it's the FBI who have come to Denial in search of Wolverine. Denial hands them a pic of Sonya and tells them she's the one they want. Denail meanwhile STOPS crapping out fake money and starts programming a program to make counterfeit money for him. Special Kare and Captain were deported from anarctica for exploiting their penguin population for their own sick twisted purposes and were forced to return to the US where then a cow in Alaska said, "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
The cow wasnt an ordinary cow, it was a super cow that could destroy the world. While Special and Captain were in Antartica, Sonya respawned in Alaska right next to the cow. She thought of an evil plan that could get revenge from Captain, Denial and Dpecial. She called Wolverine on the cell fone to tell her evil plans but little did she know that Denial traced her call. Sonya was nearly finished with her evil plans when BOOM Denial came racing in with his car destroying everything except for the cow. Sonya pressed a button and the cow farted out a huge pile of dung that flew across towards Denial who was coming staright towards the cow in his car. Now denial was in DEEP SHIT!!!!
He was stuck! Sonya was now aiming for the fatal blow! she was taking out her secret weapon which was a big water balloon filled with small rocks and mud. Sonya threw it at Denial but she missed and when the balloon hit the ground it didn't even pop. Denial laughed about how stupid that secret weapon was, but Sonya had the last laugh because the water balloon was NON-biodegradable!!!!!
Denial screamed nooooooo my country is polluted! But it was too late. Sonya had already unleashed her wrath. The only thing Denial could do now was to sit and watch his country getting polluted by Sonya. Then all of a sudden he had an idea!!! he started sucking all the dung and in 5 minutes it was all gone. but now he had one major problem he had become fat, too fat to get out of his car. He was stuck inside his own car!! he tried to drive but the tires popped out due to his weight. then the cow in alaska had anal Sonya with a squirrel named bob. Bob did enjoy it just like Sonya so Bob is now a Sonya Sonya Sonya Sonya
Then a big nuke was dropped near Sonya's house. a Mystery Man came out off no were with a spair tyre but little did denial know it was a redeemer tyre Timer Bomb. The mystery man gave the tyre to Denial Because Denial was Stuck. The mysterious man put the tyre in and Denial Drove OFF as Denial was driving off he started to feel really bloated he kept burping n burping n burping n like in charlie and the chocolate factory, he started flying in the air going higher and higher until his car blowed up and all machancle stuff went flying every were But Denial Escaped because of bruping problem he was still flying higher and higher and higher until he got to this base call Bigassroid then his brupping problem stoped and he landed on the assroid. Twisted Evil the assroid was a humungus arse in the middle of australia and whenever you'd go near it itll fart out chunks of shit to your face but since denial never listens to anyone he went to see the assroid, when he saw it it started to suck up air so that it could get an extra powerful fart, but in doing so the assroid sucked with such strong force that it pulled Denial up into it's giant butt cavity. Denial was suprised to find a small village of singing munchkin butt-dwellers all living inside the bum.
Denial decided that this would be a very nice place for him to live, but it was still very dark inside of this bum so he decided to light a match as he was about to light a match, one of the butt munchkins scream out "nooooo" and he started to run in slow motion. The munchkin didnt have time and Denial lit the match and BOOM a whole massive explosion occured and Denial was blown in Alaska where sonya was. When he landed sonya screamed and resurrected a thread on the forums that's over a year old. Shocked CO was happy to see that the members of qoou were just as obsessed with Alaska a year ago as they are today.
While he was thinking about how great Alaska is, CO pointed his nose up into the air. He smelled something funny. Had Megor forgotten to shower again?? Yes, but this was a different smell. This was a smell that can only be described in one word. And that word is denialcoveredinshit.
This of course raised a question in CO's mind. How the f*ck did Denial manage to get "blown in alaska where sonya was" while he was covered in sh*t?!?!! Captain Obvious had been trying to get blown in Alaska for weeks, and all he'd gotten was repeated slaps to the face.
Sonya had screamed when she saw Denial being blown. Surely she had the answer. CO asked Sonya, and she replied with "You see, Captain Obvious, the trick to getting 'blown in Alaska' is....Oh bloody arse wanker!!! I've gone and pissed meself!!"
Captain Obvious was mortified. As far as he knew, Aussie's had exceptional bladder control, and in that instant the world as he knew it began crumbling around him at an alarming rate. "Oh why did I revive this thread?!?!" He shouted desperately.
When Captain Obvious finally came to his senses, Sonya was no where to be seen. She had been swept out to sea by her own raging river, and all that was left was a golden trail of snow.
Captain Obvious turned his head, only to see Denial, still covered in shit, cackling at the Captain's meager attempts at getting "blown in Alaska." Suddenly, Denial got a yellow snowball in the face, and Captain was well on his way, following the Golden Snow Road to the frozen coast, so that his quest could finally come to an end.
But when he got there, all he saw was a Caribbean Cruise ship, captained by none other than Special Kare, the only person CO got close to blowing. special had just made the call to Enzyte for natural male enhancement and couldnt wait to show CO! "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me", yelled sK in a voice CO knew only too well. So CO decided he should........
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well thats the whole story so far lol
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strip naked and flop his little weener out to compare whos weener was smaller. Little did CO knew that SK didnt have a weener at all, it was so small you had to magnify it 1 million times to see it.
CO was pressuring SK to take off his pants but he kept refusing. CO then suddenly ran up to SK and ripped his pants off and was amazed to see nothing. CO cuddled SK and said.....
Denial and Captain said to each other "meh, money is money" and they gathered up all the slimy bills, so that they could trade the gross money for new money at the weird chinese dude's house - after all the weird chinese guy collects butt slime. Then Denial and Captain went to go see what Sonya and Wolverine were doing, but when they got there they we suprised to see Sonya all bright and white in a nice white dress.
Denial said "why are you in a white dress?" Sonya said "because im getting married to wolverine silly, with all the money that comes out of his arse i could end up being a millionare but dun tell him shhhh" Captain started laughing and wolverine came with his sniper n gave him a "head shot" and captain was amazingly still moving. Meanwhile denial was in the corner of the room, swallowing ink and stuffing paper up his butt, and then trying to "make" money so that he could be rich and get hot girls like wolverine does.
Everyone was happy, and Sonya was admiring her white dress until all of the sudden Captain respawned from his headshot to right where Sonya was standing, telefragging Sonya! Before Sonya could telefrag Captain back, Captain grabbed a handfull of wolverine's butt money, and jumped out the window into the lamborghini that Special Kare was waiting for him with. Special Kare and Captain sped off as fast as they could go until they reached Antarctica where they began raising an army of penguins so that they could take over the whole world and in case wolverine comes in to take revenge of Sonya's death the army would give them enough time to escape and would also help them swim to the south pole.
Meanwhile Denial is trying very hard to make money thorugh his butt. The money that comes out is fake! there is a huge pile of fake currency beneath denial's ass. suddenly there is a knock on the door and it's the FBI who have come to Denial in search of Wolverine. Denial hands them a pic of Sonya and tells them she's the one they want. Denail meanwhile STOPS crapping out fake money and starts programming a program to make counterfeit money for him. Special Kare and Captain were deported from anarctica for exploiting their penguin population for their own sick twisted purposes and were forced to return to the US where then a cow in Alaska said, "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
The cow wasnt an ordinary cow, it was a super cow that could destroy the world. While Special and Captain were in Antartica, Sonya respawned in Alaska right next to the cow. She thought of an evil plan that could get revenge from Captain, Denial and Dpecial. She called Wolverine on the cell fone to tell her evil plans but little did she know that Denial traced her call. Sonya was nearly finished with her evil plans when BOOM Denial came racing in with his car destroying everything except for the cow. Sonya pressed a button and the cow farted out a huge pile of dung that flew across towards Denial who was coming staright towards the cow in his car. Now denial was in DEEP SHIT!!!!
He was stuck! Sonya was now aiming for the fatal blow! she was taking out her secret weapon which was a big water balloon filled with small rocks and mud. Sonya threw it at Denial but she missed and when the balloon hit the ground it didn't even pop. Denial laughed about how stupid that secret weapon was, but Sonya had the last laugh because the water balloon was NON-biodegradable!!!!!
Denial screamed nooooooo my country is polluted! But it was too late. Sonya had already unleashed her wrath. The only thing Denial could do now was to sit and watch his country getting polluted by Sonya. Then all of a sudden he had an idea!!! he started sucking all the dung and in 5 minutes it was all gone. but now he had one major problem he had become fat, too fat to get out of his car. He was stuck inside his own car!! he tried to drive but the tires popped out due to his weight. then the cow in alaska had anal Sonya with a squirrel named bob. Bob did enjoy it just like Sonya so Bob is now a Sonya Sonya Sonya Sonya
Then a big nuke was dropped near Sonya's house. a Mystery Man came out off no were with a spair tyre but little did denial know it was a redeemer tyre Timer Bomb. The mystery man gave the tyre to Denial Because Denial was Stuck. The mysterious man put the tyre in and Denial Drove OFF as Denial was driving off he started to feel really bloated he kept burping n burping n burping n like in charlie and the chocolate factory, he started flying in the air going higher and higher until his car blowed up and all machancle stuff went flying every were But Denial Escaped because of bruping problem he was still flying higher and higher and higher until he got to this base call Bigassroid then his brupping problem stoped and he landed on the assroid. Twisted Evil the assroid was a humungus arse in the middle of australia and whenever you'd go near it itll fart out chunks of shit to your face but since denial never listens to anyone he went to see the assroid, when he saw it it started to suck up air so that it could get an extra powerful fart, but in doing so the assroid sucked with such strong force that it pulled Denial up into it's giant butt cavity. Denial was suprised to find a small village of singing munchkin butt-dwellers all living inside the bum.
Denial decided that this would be a very nice place for him to live, but it was still very dark inside of this bum so he decided to light a match as he was about to light a match, one of the butt munchkins scream out "nooooo" and he started to run in slow motion. The munchkin didnt have time and Denial lit the match and BOOM a whole massive explosion occured and Denial was blown in Alaska where sonya was. When he landed sonya screamed and resurrected a thread on the forums that's over a year old. Shocked CO was happy to see that the members of qoou were just as obsessed with Alaska a year ago as they are today.
While he was thinking about how great Alaska is, CO pointed his nose up into the air. He smelled something funny. Had Megor forgotten to shower again?? Yes, but this was a different smell. This was a smell that can only be described in one word. And that word is denialcoveredinshit.
This of course raised a question in CO's mind. How the f*ck did Denial manage to get "blown in alaska where sonya was" while he was covered in sh*t?!?!! Captain Obvious had been trying to get blown in Alaska for weeks, and all he'd gotten was repeated slaps to the face.
Sonya had screamed when she saw Denial being blown. Surely she had the answer. CO asked Sonya, and she replied with "You see, Captain Obvious, the trick to getting 'blown in Alaska' is....Oh bloody arse wanker!!! I've gone and pissed meself!!"
Captain Obvious was mortified. As far as he knew, Aussie's had exceptional bladder control, and in that instant the world as he knew it began crumbling around him at an alarming rate. "Oh why did I revive this thread?!?!" He shouted desperately.
When Captain Obvious finally came to his senses, Sonya was no where to be seen. She had been swept out to sea by her own raging river, and all that was left was a golden trail of snow.
Captain Obvious turned his head, only to see Denial, still covered in shit, cackling at the Captain's meager attempts at getting "blown in Alaska." Suddenly, Denial got a yellow snowball in the face, and Captain was well on his way, following the Golden Snow Road to the frozen coast, so that his quest could finally come to an end.
But when he got there, all he saw was a Caribbean Cruise ship, captained by none other than Special Kare, the only person CO got close to blowing. special had just made the call to Enzyte for natural male enhancement and couldnt wait to show CO! "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me", yelled sK in a voice CO knew only too well. So CO decided he should........
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well thats the whole story so far lol
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strip naked and flop his little weener out to compare whos weener was smaller. Little did CO knew that SK didnt have a weener at all, it was so small you had to magnify it 1 million times to see it.
CO was pressuring SK to take off his pants but he kept refusing. CO then suddenly ran up to SK and ripped his pants off and was amazed to see nothing. CO cuddled SK and said.....
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she instantly recognized as the infamous DOS. Legend has it that DOS became evil after a battle with Megor over the rights to ebaums world. His strength and brutaility was well feared. But he took pity on this mere mortal when he found out she was still in school. BWWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAH!!! er sorry, as i was typing. He glanced at her and said with a erie voice "knowledge is power kid, stay in school. And dont do dope!" Confused she decided to......
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but then megor caught the attention, noticing the laverder fagrance smelly chap, he farted the crap out of the building 
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