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OMG! Thanks SOOOOOO much. I've finally found a home!
-Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)
uhh.. yeah!
-Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?
Doesn't everyone?
-Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?
uh-huh
-Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?
Again, doesn't everyone?
-Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, cause so many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?
Room temperature IQ? That's a little too charitable if you ask me!
-Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?
Absolutely!
-Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?
Yup...
-Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?
Yes... grow up FFS!
-Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?
Smacking sounds like a good solution here!
-Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?
Been there, done that.
-Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"???
No kidding!
-Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice??!!!
People should be shot for uttering those words!
-Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?
OMG, yes!
-Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?
Me? Too assertive or opinionated?
-Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ????
I think I do have a button somewhere that says that!
-Do you ever get tired of those whiners and their online "journals"? Or the guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?
Yes... the worst part is scraping them off.
-Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?
Where do you think Bitch-y came from?
Wow... I think I'll be buying one of those tank tops too! It ranks right up there with my Magnum 357 T-shirt that says, "I don't call 911"
I think the rest of my day has now been accounted for!
-Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)
uhh.. yeah!
-Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?
Doesn't everyone?
-Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?
uh-huh
-Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?
Again, doesn't everyone?
-Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, cause so many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?
Room temperature IQ? That's a little too charitable if you ask me!
-Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?
Absolutely!
-Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?
Yup...
-Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?
Yes... grow up FFS!
-Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?
Smacking sounds like a good solution here!
-Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?
Been there, done that.
-Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"???
No kidding!
-Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice??!!!
People should be shot for uttering those words!
-Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?
OMG, yes!
-Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?
Me? Too assertive or opinionated?
-Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ????
I think I do have a button somewhere that says that!
-Do you ever get tired of those whiners and their online "journals"? Or the guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?
Yes... the worst part is scraping them off.
-Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?
Where do you think Bitch-y came from?
Wow... I think I'll be buying one of those tank tops too! It ranks right up there with my Magnum 357 T-shirt that says, "I don't call 911"
I think the rest of my day has now been accounted for!
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Nothing wrong with using some "womanly charms" to get some little perks! Everytime I cross the border to pick stuff up at my PO box down in the States I flirt with the American border patrol guys. 
This one time though I was flirting away and he asked what I was picking up. So I told him a new HD. So he goes on to say:
"So who is going to be putting it in your computer for you?"
'Uhhh...I am.'
"How'd you learn how to do that?"
'I've been using computers since I've been 13...'
"Ahh. So you just have a knack for it?"
Ugggh! Just because I'm cute and I flirt doesn't mean I'm dumb!
This one time though I was flirting away and he asked what I was picking up. So I told him a new HD. So he goes on to say:
"So who is going to be putting it in your computer for you?"
'Uhhh...I am.'
"How'd you learn how to do that?"
'I've been using computers since I've been 13...'
"Ahh. So you just have a knack for it?"
Ugggh! Just because I'm cute and I flirt doesn't mean I'm dumb!
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive…†And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?â€
How true.Lorus wrote:Ugggh! Just because I'm cute and I flirt doesn't mean I'm dumb!
I do have to say, however, that I have used their incorrect assuptions to my advantage. If they think you're dumb (and you're not) you can have them at quite a disadvantage.
It can be a fun game to play (if you're not too annoyed!).
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Bitchy wrote:How true.Lorus wrote:Ugggh! Just because I'm cute and I flirt doesn't mean I'm dumb!
I do have to say, however, that I have used their incorrect assuptions to my advantage. If they think you're dumb (and you're not) you can have them at quite a disadvantage.
It can be a fun game to play (if you're not too annoyed!).
heh, 2 can play at that game.
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