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Wesley Willis!!

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:15 pm
by smantie
Wesley Willis is a schizophrenic musician (now deceased) out of Chicago, Illinois (why is Illinois spelled like that?) who created more than 50 albums. He is quite possibly the greatest and worst musician of all times. Calling him a musician is not true, he has no musical talent whatsoever, but his songs are amazing.

Rock n Roll McDonalds -

My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks -

I Whipped Spiderman's Ass -

His songs are definitely worth checking out if you've never heard of him before. Due to his paranoid schizophrenia all his songs were structured with the same lyrical structure and run for relatively the same amount of time. Each of his songs features a unique Technics KN 2000 beat, oftentimes the same exact one for every song on his albums. No keyboarding work is done by him other than the automatic Technics beats preinstalled in his keyboard.

Now that's what I call talent.
......................^don't

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:22 pm
by Captain_Obvious
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

This guy has inspired me to become a musician. :thumbup2:

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:35 pm
by smantie
Yeah, he's inspired me to become schizophrenic..

I mean. Now I want to go to McDonalds. It is a good place to go and listen to the music. People flock there to get down to the rock music.

I will start ordering off the value menu, and suddenly break into a chorus of "Rock n Roll McDonalds, Rock n Roll McDonalds! Rock n Roll McDonalds, Rock n Roll McDonalds!"

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:37 pm
by Captain_Obvious
More quality MP3s:
http://www.alternativetentacles.com/bandinfo.php <--- use the search dropdown menu to find Wesley Willis.

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:39 pm
by smantie
I love that site because it also has Chomsky speeches on it.


But yes, that's where I had linked those first three MP3's from. Those are my personal favorites, although they don't have "The Chicken Cow" which is also fantastic.