Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:20 pm
hardy har har 
and btw, once they launch "IP v6" (google it
), we will all have static IP addresses for free anywayz!! Hell, we will have so many IP addresses at our disposal that everything from appliances, to cars, to the shoes your wearing on your feet will have IP addresses!!!!
Imagine a world where........
....you will be able to take a peaceful drive to the in-laws during christmas vacation in your sweet Wi-Fi capable BMW 760iL (google it), and from within your sweet Wi-Fi capable BMW 760iL, with its precision crafted V-12 engine with Valvetronic intelligent fuel valve control generating 438 hp at 6000 rpm and 444 ft lbs of torque at 3950 rpm, you log-in to your house via popout glovebox laptop caddy w/ swivel and remotely turn on the decorative lights you so Karelessly forgot about. 
Maybe you would like to oversee this whole process taking place at your home, by also getting a visual on the house courtesy of the 2 dozen or so full color, fully panable, IP addressable, wireless cameras strategically placed all over the inner and outer perimeter of the home. Finally you arrive at your destination, and as you walk up to say hello to the in-laws, your Wi-Fi ready, IP v6 supported shoes, loudly alert you and anyone in the vicinity, about the dangerous level of fungus growing on your feet and within your shoes, then take the liberty of automatically ordering you a replacement pair online from footlocker.com, delivered thanx to UPS.
hhhmmm.......now that is what I would call text book "Snowball Spam." Wherein I started with a valid point, then slowly, but steadily, snowballed into this colossol fucking rant that even i'm having trouble reading!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
{noob}Forever
and btw, once they launch "IP v6" (google it
), we will all have static IP addresses for free anywayz!! Hell, we will have so many IP addresses at our disposal that everything from appliances, to cars, to the shoes your wearing on your feet will have IP addresses!!!! Imagine a world where........
....you will be able to take a peaceful drive to the in-laws during christmas vacation in your sweet Wi-Fi capable BMW 760iL (google it
), and from within your sweet Wi-Fi capable BMW 760iL, with its precision crafted V-12 engine with Valvetronic intelligent fuel valve control generating 438 hp at 6000 rpm and 444 ft lbs of torque at 3950 rpm, you log-in to your house via popout glovebox laptop caddy w/ swivel and remotely turn on the decorative lights you so Karelessly forgot about. Maybe you would like to oversee this whole process taking place at your home, by also getting a visual on the house courtesy of the 2 dozen or so full color, fully panable, IP addressable, wireless cameras strategically placed all over the inner and outer perimeter of the home. Finally you arrive at your destination, and as you walk up to say hello to the in-laws, your Wi-Fi ready, IP v6 supported shoes, loudly alert you and anyone in the vicinity, about the dangerous level of fungus growing on your feet and within your shoes, then take the liberty of automatically ordering you a replacement pair online from footlocker.com, delivered thanx to UPS.hhhmmm.......now that is what I would call text book "Snowball Spam." Wherein I started with a valid point, then slowly, but steadily, snowballed into this colossol fucking rant that even i'm having trouble reading!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
{noob}Forever
