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Finally..a smart blond joke
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 7:50 am
by dede
>Finally a smart BLONDE joke..... AND she's POLITE...>>A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He >immediately turns to her and makes his move.>>>>"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike >up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk.">>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the >guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. >"How about nuclear power?">>>>"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask >you a question first.>>>>A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer >excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse >produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?">>>>The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea.">>"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to >discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?">>"Have a wonderful flight">>>>I think this has got to be my all time favourite BLONDE joke.. hahaha!!! > To all you blondes out there, it's time people realize that some blondes >are SMART!!!
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:15 am
by Flatus
Check her hair's roots... she's obviously not a REAL natural-born blond.
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 7:45 pm
by smantie
Pah! For your information I dated a blonde who was very intelligent... 2nd in her class of 500 and got her way into Ivy League without any trouble at all. Some blondes are smart.
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:11 pm
by Megor
and she was smart enough to ditch you!
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 9:30 pm
by \/.oDK@
Megor wrote:and she was smart enough to ditch you!
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:29 pm
by smantie
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 12:16 am
by special_Kare
smantie wrote:
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 3:40 am
by CraigManOwns
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:29 am
by dede
smantie wrote:
don't take it personal smantie megor is like this 2 everyone
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:21 am
by smantie
dede wrote:smantie wrote:
don't take it personal smantie megor is like this 2 everyone
But my mommy says I'm special...
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 12:56 pm
by Megor
mine too!
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 1:31 pm
by smantie
Megor wrote:mine too!
Yeah but the difference is yours lied.
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:36 pm
by PHatHome666
XD
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:22 pm
by Captain_Obvious
smantie pwns megor.
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:59 am
by pinkbandit
smantie wrote:dede wrote:smantie wrote:
don't take it personal smantie megor is like this 2 everyone
But my mommy says I'm special...
You are!!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:44 am
by bbaldwin
It's true, there is NO such thing as a smart blonde. This joke was obviously created by an old asian man.