Hell Hath No Fury

[dede]

> Hell Hath No Fury
>
> A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
> wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
> happened.
> Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf
> with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
>
> We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of
> the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up
> the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball ... stuck right
> in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
>
> "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
>
> Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
> "Hey, this looks like yours!"

[pinkbandit]

Funny! Even for the 3rd time!