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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you cant stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
FCUK Condoms - No comment required.
Muller light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile.
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal Quick-drying Condoms - Its dry and waterproof after 30 minutes.
Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!! (Eeewww!!.....)
Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
Mini Condoms - Its a mini adventure.
Mr Muscle Condoms - Loves the jobs you hate.
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal.
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole.


The Manchester United Condom... One yank and your whole
world falls apart!

hahahahaha

lmfao

How about Buckley's Condoms. It tastes Awful. And It Works!

Heh.. I found some others from watch manufacturers

IWC Condoms: Since 1868. And for as long as there are men.
TAG Heuer Condoms: Don't crack under pressure
Breitling Condoms: Instruments for professionals
Bucherer Condoms: For life's most beautiful moments
Pulsar Condoms: Where substance meets style
Timex Condoms: Ridiculously easy to use
Timex Condoms: It takes a lickin', but it keeps on tickin'.
Maxima Indian Condoms: Because times are changing
Citizen Condoms: Beyond precision

Haha nice 1 Bitchy!

If we would only want men to use the following type of condoms then the slogan would make sense

Carl's Jr Condoms: Without us, guys would just starve

There is or was a local radio commercial playing on the air mentioning durex condoms. This is what it says....."Theres Sex then theres Durex" So does that mean have sex first then put on the durex condom afterwards? DUH