AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[dede]

> 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
> clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
> after
> you hit the snooze button.
>
> 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose
> of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
>
> 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
> the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
>
> 5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply
> cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
> pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
>
> 6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with
> a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
>
> Sometimes, we just need to remember what the
> rules of life really are:
>
> You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
> it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and
> does, use the duct tape.
>
> Remember:
> * Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> * Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
> * If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
> You get another chance.
>
> And finally, be really nice to your family and
> friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan

[Turbo_asswhup]

hehe funny