The Knob
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:31 am
A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The surgeon
told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed
on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her
skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob".
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects
were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen
years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I have turned the
knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now,
I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee".
told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed
on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her
skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob".
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects
were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen
years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I have turned the
knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now,
I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee".