Sunday Morning Sex
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:13 am
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her grandfather had passed away, Katie went to
her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old and having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny "Many years ago, we figured out
the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous. In on the ding, and Out on the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the fucking ice-cream truck hadn't come along."
Upon hearing that her grandfather had passed away, Katie went to
her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old and having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny "Many years ago, we figured out
the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous. In on the ding, and Out on the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the fucking ice-cream truck hadn't come along."